SampleConvo

This conversation happened at the comic shop. It's probably not the best conversation to dissect in this way, but it was one of the craziest things I've heard in a long time. I felt like it could have been scripted.

Owner: Sir, can I take your beverage to the front for you?(claim) We have a no food and drink policy in the store (support).

Customer: Oh...well, no. I'll just leave, I guess...I won't patronize your business.(claim)

Owner: Ok, have a great day then, take care! (claim)

Customer: Excuse me, your name is?

Owner: Bye, have a nice day. (smile and waves)

Customer: I won't be writing anything nice about this place (claim). It's a wonder you keep any customers at all (claim), with an attitude like that. (support)

Owner: Sir, most people don't have a problem leaving their drinks at the door. COUNTER CLAIM

Regular Customer: There are two signs by the front door that clearly say no food or drink allowed in the store. If you can't read, what are you doing in a bookstore? COUNTER SUPPORT

Customer: Excuse me, your name is?

Regular: My name's Rob...I don't work here. You can write about me if you want.COUNTER WARRANT

Owner: Have a nice day!

Customer: Oh, I'm sure I will.